Run This Method Through Organizational Compiler

Running this method through an “organizational compiler” may improve health of your organization:    (variables in blue are “globally declared” and are clickable hyperlinks.  You can pass any arguments to this method, as long as they are valid  🙂 )
1 public class LegacyOrganizationalEcosystem {
2  public static void main(String[] args){
3   if((agile_framework == this_framework){
4    System.out.println ("Simplify your organisation.  5 Try scaling agility by de-scaling complexity")
6  } 
7 else if (agile_maturity_goal == this_goal){
8    System.out.println ("Stop chasing numbers. Self- 9 assess, systemically")
10 }
11  else if (agility_measurement == this_measurement){
12 System.out.println ("Stop internal competition.   13 Recognize command & control behaviors through     14 system modelling.")
15  }
16  else if (coaching_model == this_model-left_side){
17 System.out.println ("Avoid locally optimized for  18 coaching ivory towers and Agile CoEs.")
19 } 
20 else if (agile_coach == this_coach-right_side){
21 System.out.println ("Beware of 'quasi-coaches'.")
22 }
23  else if (agile_coach_career_path == this path){
24 System.out.println ("Get REAL, experienced coaches 25 with effective coaching approaches")
26 } 
27 else if (agile_knowledge_basis ==                 28 this_certification){
29 System.out.println ("Avoid certification          30 collectors. Be cyber-vigilant.")
31 } 
32 else if (talent_acquisition_model ==  this_model){
33 System.out.println (" By-pass staffing agencies.  34 Select vendors diligently and responsibly.")
35 }
36 else if (architecture_expert == this_architect){
37 System.out.println ("Avoid 'power-point'          38 architects.")
39 }
40 else if (prod_owner_team_communication ==         41 this_comm){ 
42 System.out.println ("Remove translation layers.   43 Learn about benefits of feature teams 
44 through gaming.")
45 }
46 else if (prod_owner_sm_relationship ==            47 this_relation){
48 System.out.println ("Avoid faking Scrum roles.    49 Understand Scrum roles through system modelling.")
50 } 
51 else if  (scrum_pattern == this_pattern){
52 System.out.println ("Recognize Scrum anti-        53 patterns.")
54 } 
55 else if (sprint_naming == this_convention){
56 System.out.println ("Avoid Sprints without PSPI.  57 Understand and expand product definition.")
58 }
59 else if (customer_request == agile_requirement){  60 System.out.println ("Avoid 'agile' BAs and BRDs.") 61 }
62 System.out.println (“Overall, your organization may 63 need a refresher on what agility truly means :).  64 You may enjoy sharing this” + anecdote + “ with   65 your colleagues and play this”+ game +” at your   66 next town-hall meeting.”)
67                                      }
68                                         }

 

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